Everything Else is Illusion...

Anonymous said: Can a girl cum without the help of a guy?

bigmacmami:

Yeah wtf y’all ain’t that special

Real talk

kissnecks:

boredandmoist:

This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

every time I see this, I reblog it.

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How some people react when you explain your ethnicity:

whatshouldwecallhapa:

It’s like I told them I’m a unicorn that lives off the hopes and dreams of children.

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whitepeoplesaidwhat:

Customer: So what are you?

Me: American.

Customer: (laughs) You know what I mean.

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codeinewarrior:

my ideal roommate: dog

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anoceanactivist:

Dear Mr. Hertz…
Love, Lolita

anoceanactivist:

Dear Mr. Hertz…

Love, Lolita

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